deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it

oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me

schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life